Catch Feelings. Not WiFi. T-Shirt

$34.99 USD

$38.99 USD $34.99 USD

The signal is fine. That's not the problem. The problem is they've been sitting close enough to talk for an hour and nobody's said anything worth saying yet. This Code Crushes® tee is for the tech people who realized that the best connection they were missing had nothing to do with the network.

// Cozy offline shirt for developers and IT pros who needed a reminder that some things don't need a password

// Perfect gift for the person who's great at staying connected to everything except the people right there

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — the kind that feels broken in from day one, not after six washes. This unisex tee runs true to size with a relaxed regular fit. If you live in hoodies and want it closer to the body, size down.

Our premium fabric is pre-shrunk and paired with high-durability print technology, ensuring the vibrant colors and perfect fit last through countless washes without cracking or fading.

If you’re the type who needs room for a mechanical keyboard under the desk, size up.
S through 2XL. No 3XL yet — we’re working on it. Need a different size? Contact us.

Printed on demand and shipped directly to you. Processing takes 2–5 business days. Once shipped: USA 4–8 days, Canada and UK 5–10 days.

Free shipping on orders of 3+ tees. Under 3 tees, flat $4.95 USD.

Not right? We'll fix it. If your item arrives with a defect or we sent the wrong one — send us a photo within 30 days and we'll sort it out.
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