I Asked AI to Do My Job. It Asked for a Raise. T-Shirt

I Asked AI to Do My Job. It Asked for a Raise. T-Shirt

Black Heather / XS
$37.99 USD
Sale price  $37.99 USD Regular price 
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I Asked AI to Do My Job. It Asked for a Raise. T-Shirt

I Asked AI to Do My Job. It Asked for a Raise. T-Shirt

$37.99 USD
Sale price  $37.99 USD Regular price 
ColorBlack Heather
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Code Crushes® T-Shirt
Windy delegated. Deby watched. The robot showed up with a "more money" sign and honestly the negotiation instincts are better than expected. Nobody in this image is doing their job right now. This Code Crushes® tee is for every developer who's automated something, felt great about it, and then wondered if they just trained their own replacement.

// Funny AI shirt for developers, tech leads, and anyone who's had a complicated relationship with automation since 2023

// Great tech gift for the person who works smarter, not harder, and is starting to wonder if the AI got the memo
Why You’ll Love It!

// Bella+Canvas 3001 — the gold standard in premium tees
// DTG printed — colors stay sharp wash after wash
// Unisex relaxed fit — goes from your desk to wherever the night takes you
// Soft from day one — no “break-in period” required

Shipping & Free Returns

// Printed on demand — shipped within 2–5 business days
// Worldwide delivery — tracking included
// Something wrong? — We’ll make it right, guaranteed

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Materials & Care

// 100% combed & ring-spun cotton — soft from day one
// Wash cold, inside out — protects the print longer
// Tumble dry low or hang dry
// No bleach. The design deserves better.

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What you see is what you wear

50+ washes. Still looks like day one. DTFlex printing means the colors you see are the colors you keep — no fading, no cracking, no compromise.

We make tees for people who live in tech

You spend your days keeping systems alive, users happy, and tickets moving. Your wardrobe should get the joke. Windy and Deby do.

Something wrong? Talk to a human.

No bots, no ticket queues, no "we'll get back to you in 5-7 business days."
If your print came off or the size is wrong, we fix it. Simple as that.