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Not On Call Today Hat
$29.95
About This Design
Phone's on silent, Slack can wait, and for once, it's not your problem. This one's for the person savoring the rare, sacred feeling of an on-call rotation that isn't theirs.
// For sysadmins, engineers, and anyone who knows how good "not my week" feels
// Great gift for the teammate finally off the rotation after a brutal stretch
// Perfect for a day off, a well-earned break, or just flexing a peaceful pager
// For sysadmins, engineers, and anyone who knows how good "not my week" feels
// Great gift for the teammate finally off the rotation after a brutal stretch
// Perfect for a day off, a well-earned break, or just flexing a peaceful pager
Materials & Care
A structured six-panel trucker with a mesh back, built to hold its shape through every long shift. Cotton-poly blend front panels with buckram reinforcement keep the crown crisp — no crushing in a bag or on a shelf. Adjustable plastic snapback fits most head sizes (21⅝″–23⅝″). Spot clean, air dry.
Shipping & Returns
Order ships within 2–4 days. Once it’s on the way, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number.
Most US orders arrive within 7 days.
Free shipping on orders over $85.
Not right? We'll fix it. If your item arrives with a defect or we sent the wrong one — send us a photo within 30 days and we'll sort it out.
Shipping Policy · Returns Policy
NOT YOUR AVERAGE HAT
Built better than those generic caps out there.
Tech, without the uniform
Subtle statements for people shaped by technology — without looking like tech merch.
Stitched, not Printed
Clean embroidery gives every statement texture, dimension, and a finish made to last.
Made for off-screen life
From coffee runs to weekends away. Built to go wherever your screen doesn’t.
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COMMON QUESTIONS
Everything you need to know before you order.
How do Code Crushes tees fit?
Our tees have a comfortable unisex fit that works well for everyday wear. Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed look. Check the size guide on the product page for exact measurements.
What are the shirts made of?
Our Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are made with soft, lightweight fabric designed for everyday comfort. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, while some heather colors use cotton blends.
How well does the print hold up over time?
Our DTFlex prints are designed for sharp detail, rich color, and long-lasting wear. For the best results, wash cold, turn your tee inside out, and air dry whenever possible.
When will my order arrive, and can I track it?
Orders typically ship within 2–4 business days. Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number. Most orders arrive within 7–10 days.
What if something is wrong with my order?
If your item arrives damaged, has a printing or manufacturing defect, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Send us a photo of the issue and your order number, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
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