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You Bypass My Firewalls T-Shirt
$31.95
⚡Less than 1% of customers use our money back guarantee.
About This Design
This Code Crushes tee is for every tech person who thought they had everything locked down — until they met the one person the system simply wouldn't block.
// For tech couples, developers, and anyone who's found a person who got through every defense without even trying
// Great gift for the relationship that started with one person letting their guard down and turned into something neither of them planned for
Size & Fit
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — the kind that feels broken in from day one, not after six washes. This unisex tee runs true to size with a relaxed regular fit. If you live in hoodies and want it closer to the body, size down.
INCHES
SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH
S | 27 | 16.5
M | 28 | 18
L | 29 | 20
XL | 30 | 22
2XL | 31 | 24
CM
SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH
S | 68.6 | 41.9
M | 71.1 | 45.7
L | 73.7 | 50.8
XL | 76.2 | 55.9
2XL | 78.7 | 61
A — Length
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder beside the collar to the bottom hem.
B — Width
Measure straight across the shirt from seam to seam under the sleeves.
If you’re the type who needs room for a mechanical keyboard under the desk, size up.
S through 2XL, we’re not 3XL. Need a different size? Contact us.
Shipping & Returns
Order ships within 2–4 days. Once it’s on the way, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number.
Most US orders arrive within 7 days.
Free shipping on orders over $85.
Not right? We'll fix it. If your item arrives with a defect or we sent the wrong one — send us a photo within 30 days and we'll sort it out.
Shipping Policy · Returns Policy
NOT YOUR AVERAGE TEE
Built better than those generic shirts out there.
Made to Look Good
Vibrant prints tested to last. No cracking. No peeling.
If You Get It, You Get It
Tech humor, shared frustrations, and designs made for people who live this world.
Made for Life Beyond the Screen
From work mode to off mode. Designed to be worn wherever the day takes you.
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COMMON QUESTIONS
Everything you need to know before you order.
How do Code Crushes tees fit?
Our tees have a comfortable unisex fit that works well for everyday wear. Choose your usual size for a classic fit, or size up if you prefer a more relaxed look. Check the size guide on the product page for exact measurements.
What are the shirts made of?
Our Bella+Canvas 3001 tees are made with soft, lightweight fabric designed for everyday comfort. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, while some heather colors use cotton blends.
How well does the print hold up over time?
Our DTFlex prints are designed for sharp detail, rich color, and long-lasting wear. For the best results, wash cold, turn your tee inside out, and air dry whenever possible.
When will my order arrive, and can I track it?
Orders typically ship within 2–4 business days. Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number. Most orders arrive within 7–10 days.
What if something is wrong with my order?
If your item arrives damaged, has a printing or manufacturing defect, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. Send us a photo of the issue and your order number, and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund.
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